I want to start this off by saying I have seen a lot of Quentin Tarentino’s movies. I was probably too young to see Pulp Fiction the first time I saw Pulp Fiction. I saw Django in theatres, twice. I loved the whole cast of Kill Bill. So, when the previews came out for Hateful Eight I was excited.
I like Samuel L Jackson, Kurt Russel, and Tim Roth and recognized Jennifer Jason Leigh from the Twin Peaks mini-series (the second one, not the original). I liked her in that (where she also worked with Tim Roth).
Now, to the movie itself.
It’s slow. Very slow. By the time I shut it off nothing really had happened. The movie relies on repetitive jokes and Jennifer’s character is punched and hit for laughs because she’s a murderer.
The setting is Wyoming in the winter, within the first few years after the American Civil War. There are several characters hailing from both sides of the war and the political conflict is supposed to add tension, especially with Samuel L Jackson playing a black cavalry officer.
When they arrive at the general goods store/tavern/inn where they plan to whether the storm there is some question as to where the regular owner is and why she left her place in the hands of a Mexican no one has met before. The previews stated that people were going to die and characters hint that someone there may be in league with the murderer, trying to free her before she goes to trial. Add that to the potential mystery of the missing owner and you’ve got a great set-up.
But the set-up takes so long I started losing interest. And then you find out that the Confederate General lost his son and that the black Major killed him. To be fair, the son was in Wyoming to kill blacks so he probably had it coming. But Samuel L Jackson is given a horrible monologue where he taunts the old general about this death, with the purpose of provoking the old man to violence.
At least I assume that was the purpose. This was the point where I shut it off.
Not only does the monologue go into detail about torturing the man in the snow, but then goes into graphic detail about how the Major sexually assaults the man.
That was enough for me.
I was willing to wait out the slow. I was willing to put up with the rather stupid sense of humour. I really wanted to see this movie. I enjoyed Tim Roth’s character immensely, and I loved the coach driver and the Mexican. But I couldn’t watch anymore of this movie.
I was a Tarantino fan. I put movies on my to-see list, simply because he was a part of them. No more. I have zero interest in seeing anymore of his films. His writing has become cheap and uninteresting and I don’t feel like supporting films with this type of content, or the people who create it.
Past Tarantino films I would have given a 4 or 5 stars for clever writing, quick jokes, solid acting, and fast-paced, raunchy, over-the-top stories. I give The Hateful Eight 1 star.
Don’t see this film. It’s a waste of your time.